Hitch 22

I just finished reading the memoir of Christopher Hitchens.  I really loved it.  Here are some of my favorite quotes from it.

“As time progressed, it was the bogus refulgences of Kahlil Gibran and the sickly tautology of the The Prophet.”

“Both he and she [his mother] were now devotees of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi: the sinister windbag who had brought enlightenment to the Beatles in the summer of love.”

Referring to the reverend who officiated at his mother’s burial: “…I couldn’t feel any more dislike and contempt for him and his sickly religion than I already did.”

Regarding the freemasons; “… mafia of the mediocre…”

Regarding Martin Buber: “…pious old hypocrite, the author if I and Thou…”

“Most boys decided quite early on that, since their penises would evidently give them no rest at all, they would return the favor by giving their penises no respite in return.  The night was loud with the boasts and groans that resulted from this endless, and fairly evenly matched, single combat between chaps and their cocks.”

“That is why whenever I hear of some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland  banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch.  Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.”

“… were as rare as rocking horse droppings…”

On the Mormon revelation of the 1960s(?): “…as lovely as Utah was, with its main church having only just had the needful ‘revelation’ that black people might have human souls after all, it was slight relief to cross the frontier of Nevada and breathe the bracingly sordid and amoral air of Reno and Las Vegas.”

On Reagan: “The Leader of the Free World was frequently photographed in the company of ‘end-times’ Protestant fundamentalists and biblical literalists like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson; tethered gas balloon of greed and cynicism…”  “He was married to a woman who employed a White House astrologer.”

On Ayatollah Khomeini: “…verminous religious fanatic…”

Pointing out that State of Mississippi did not ratify the 13th amendment to the constitution (abolishing slavery) until 1995.

“I know I am not the only one who did not mind in the least if religious delusions were ridiculed, but if I had been the only one, I still wouldn’t have given a damn.”

“The idea of ‘Reds for Bush’ might seem incongruous, but it was a very great deal more wholesome that ‘pacifists for Saddam.'”

“It could be that all existence is a pointless joke, but it is not in fact possible to live one’s every day life as if this were so. Whereas if one sought to define meaninglessness and futility, the idea that a human life should be extended in the guilty, fearful, self-obsessed propitiation of supernatural nonentities … but there, there. Enough.”

“… I have always detested religion…”

“Without the stern joyless rabbis and the 613 dour prohibitions, we might have avoided the whole nightmare of the Old Testament, and the brutal crude wrenching of that into prophecy-derived Christianity, and the later plagiarism and mutation of Judaism and Christianity into the various rival forms of Islam.”

“… religious barking and mania.”

Quoting Azar Nafisi: “Living in the Islamic Republic” … “is like having sex with someone you loathe.”

On imagery from The Pilgrim’s Progress: ” … and indeed mainly designed like much of religion for ignoble purpose of scaring children.”

“We are forcibly made familiar, usually from febrile tenth-hand accounts of religious visionaries and other probable epileptics and schizophrenics …”

About polarjud

Scientist. Statistician. Downhill skier. Endurance bicyclist. Lover of foreign films and serious lit. Married father.
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